As Americans, we often feel compelled to acquire the latest new thing, whether that means waiting overnight in line for the newest iPhone, battling fellow shoppers to get our kids the “must have” toy each holiday season or racing out to the local gun shop as soon as a new, deadlier automatic weapon goes on sale.
Your line about foresight is so fucking good. A+ comedy.
And as a Rooster T Feathers open micer, I know A+ comedy.