Can you too slack off your way to fabulous riches?
Quiet quitting sounds like the natural response to a boss who asks their employees to be EXTREMELY HARDCORE! Also, for the record, I recall you being pretty hard-working as a high schooler. Or maybe the better way to say it is that you were efficient. You got it done. Quickly. More time for Tetris.
As Larry David would say, "Pretty. pretty. pretty funny!"