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As Americans, we often feel compelled to acquire the latest new thing, whether that means waiting overnight in line for the newest iPhone, battling…
Back in January, 2018, when my weekly humor column was axed by the San Jose Mercury News, I remember my immediate reaction. “Oh man,” I thought to…
Already So Done With 2021
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The science fiction novels, TV shows and movies that populated my youth got a lot wrong about what life would be like in the future we’re experiencing…